Friday Night

This story is true and happened about 15 minutes ago.

As it stands I only have about 3 fucks to give all week. Most of these fucks are spent on watching a certain tv show or sporting event. Maybe trying to get a run in when the weather is supposed to be bad. What I don't use a fuck for is helping dickheads where I work. I ESPECIALLY have no fucks to give on a Friday night to a piece of shit fat bitch who I already tried to help out.

When you tell someone specific directions and they come back to you saying you were wrong and get all mad, that is not how you treat people. As a human being you should appreciate that you came here (not a guest, just lost), and I told you where to go step by step. Why did you come back here when you couldn't find it? Did you want to try and make me feel bad? Lady, I wish I could display that I have no fucks left to give for this week (or any other week that I work here). But I didn't. I just mini-trolled her.

She stormed out of here, I put the guest who was on the phone on hold and followed her outside. I told her to "Put your mouth on the fucking curb, cunt!" and then I curb stomped her. I said "ma'am!" (no acknowledgment). Once again "ma'am!" (no acknowledgment). Finally on the third try she snaps around and says "I know where I am going". If she wasn't such a bitch to me I would've said OK and gone back inside, but I didn't. I spoke very gently and informed her, very slowly and nicely where she needs to go. She got in her car, slammed the door and drove away. "Have a nice weekend!" I said.

And not a fuck was given all shift long.


The End

A list of stuff (in no order)

1.The Luce Line is dry. Time to run. Hooray.
2.UCONN are champions. What a run they took me on the last month. I was happy to be a part of the journey and happy they won.
3.Applying for jobs still sucks, but boy do I want a new job very badly.
4.Hockey playoffs start next week. The Wild won't be in it for the third straight year (ever since I moved back here they have missed the playoffs).
5.Kickball is less than 6 weeks away. Time to start preseason binge drinking on the weekends.
6.Spring is finally here.

THE FAN HAS SPOKEN

As most are aware I am a very very reader friendly blogger. I stop for pictures in public, I give your chitren life advice, I kiss babies, I do everything to go out of my way to make sure my readers know I really appreciate them. One of my biggest fans wrote a very heartfelt comment about how their life was spinning a little too fast and was a little wobbly at the moment. This reader said his March would be a little better with a March Madness picks column from the Murder Square Guru himself. I will get to work on that immediately. It will be up within 48 hours.

P.s. I am trying to decide what is more overrated; fellow blog Fire Dan Terhaar or Ohio State.

There was a coup

reddit.com/r/gore

My new mini obsession is disgusting pictures.

inspiration

I'm going to be just like you the job, the family, the fucking big television, the washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electrical tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisurewear, luggage, 3 piece suite, d.i.y., game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing gutters, getting by, looking ahead to the day you die.

I'm

sleepy

JETS!!!

Sunday was one of the better days in my Sports life in some time. The Jets went into New England and smacked the Patriots around. Everyone HATES the jets, and hates watching them win. I love the jets and love watching them win. We are quite a match for each other.

I had a good time this weekend going downtown with some of the dudes for Meghan Ellis' birthday party. I really hate going downtown in the winter. Do you wear a jacket or not? What a conundrum the winter night life of Minnesota puts me in.

JETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm working a lot these days, which is good, but it hampers my ability to put up my california pics. I will put them up sometime soon.